Marathon Viewing This Year's Festive Features: Highlights, Lowlights, and Unexpected Delights.
It is the season to relax on the couch and consume a tin of festive treats in front of a terrific flick, a poor film, or one that’s so bad it’s good.
As always, a selection of latest seasonal stories hopes to be part of our holiday traditions—maybe even earning a place alongside timeless staples like Home Alone, Elf, Love Actually, and Die Hard (we won’t debate it).
So, in a noble effort to separate the winners from the losers, and to find the holiday mood, I marathoned as many recent Christmas films as possible in a single day.
Early Morning: A Very Jonas Christmas Movie
Starting, ideally, on a good foot. This is the sole 2025 title on a famous website's list of the top 100 Christmas movies of all time.
The musical trio are stranded in the UK after finishing their global concert series and must make it back for Christmas. Their efforts are hampered by an malevolent Father Christmas, who sings to state they won’t get home until they “rekindle their familial spark.”
The banter between the arguing trio is amusing even for the uninitiated, while followers will undoubtedly pick up on lots of references as they try to get back using any means of transport necessary.
It’s a travelogue of mishaps.
It’s not a timeless masterpiece, but is excellent for devotees and a good start to the day.
Holiday verdict: 🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄 for Jonas Brothers fans or 🎄🎄🎄 for their loved ones who will have to sit through it.
8.45am - Tinsel Town
A-list actor Kiefer Sutherland appears as a movie actor tricked into a traditional British stage show.
“A what's a panto??” asks Sutherland’s “temperamental” and aging lead Brad Mack, who has fallen on hard times and whose manager has deceived him into thinking he’s performing in renowned British drama.
His Aladdin co-stars inform him he’s playing Buttons. “Absolutely not,” he retorts. You can guess their reply. Unless you’re not acquainted with traditional stage call-and-response.
There are some very funny lines, some heartwarming side stories, and the rest of the cast is excellent, too.
It’s the kind of movie that would be a bit cheesy at another season, but is a lot of fun at Christmas.
Holiday verdict: 🎄🎄🎄🎄
10.19am - Christmas Karma
Danny Dyer shows up at the outset of this film, too, calling someone a mug for the next movie straight. Might this become a fresh holiday staple?
This time, he’s a musical taxi operator who encounters Mr Sood, the modern take on Mr Scrooge from Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol.
Mr Sood is played by an actor from Kunal Nayyar and Christmas Karma is directed by the filmmaker behind Gurinder Chadha. The well-known tale progresses as the miserly Mr Sood is confronted by the ghosts of Christmas past, present and future, played by Hugh Bonneville, Billy Porter, and Boy George.
This Indian Scrooge is at least unique from all the others, but unfortunately he’s not very captivating and Nayyar’s portrayal is wooden—a significant issue when he’s so the main character.
Holiday verdict: 🎄🎄
Lunchtime: Stuffed
There's just enough time for a channel's holiday special—which stars Guz Khan as a lovably grouchy guy who “isn't big on Christmas.”
But after he is awarded an £8,000 Christmas bonus at work, his wife (starring Morgana Robinson) talks him into blowing the money on a family trip to Lapland.
There’s just one issue—he discovers there was an error with his bonus, which should have been £800, and he has to determine how to pay back the excess.
Fun while it lasts but not lasting.
Festive score: 🎄🎄
A Classy Netflix Romance
This is one of those holiday movies where the tree, fairy lights and snow are in the background—Christmas is the environment of the film rather than its core purpose—but it feels warm and holiday-like all the same.
High-powered businesswoman Sydney (starring Minka Kelly) is dispatched to a French chateau to negotiate a purchase for a champagne business. During her travels, she runs into a fellow in a bookshop who offers to show her a festive Paris.
An expert recently claimed this is the finest new Christmas film of the recent era. That’s a bit of a overstatement, but it is a Christmas romance with a touch of class and gives the obligatory warm and fuzzy feels.
The scene with a detailed conversation about Die Hard is particularly strong too.
Festive score: 🎄🎄🎄
A Charming Quest
Young Chris, played by Lenny Rush, refuses to stop believing in Father Christmas, despite the efforts of his dad (played by James Buckley) to tell him otherwise.
The answer is out there, and Chris sets out to find it with the guidance of a group of well-known scientists and personalities.
It’s gentle but sweet, and ideal viewing while anticipating Santa to visit.
Holiday verdict: 🎄🎄🎄
4.39pm - Oh. What. Fun.
Michelle Pfeiffer is the head of a quarrelling American family who come back together for the holidays—including fellow acclaimed actress Felicity Jones, Chloe Grace Moretz, Jason Schwartzman, and dad Denis Leary.
Pfeiffer opens by name-dropping classic festive films like National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation, It’s A Wonderful Life and Home Alone, before stating: “They need to make a movie about the unsung heroes of the holidays—moms.”
So that’s the concept, but in practice it’s really a mash-up of those inspirations, at least until Pfeiffer’s character eventually comes into her own.
Festive score: 🎄🎄
Evening: A Scottish Christmas Secret
The day’s waned in quality, but happily here’s a new addition in the packed genre of cliched, saccharine, over-the-top—and utterly watchable—festive fodder.
It’s a story as familiar as can be: An American woman journeys to a distant snowy land and ends up discovering romance.
In this case, Caprice Bourret plays a publisher